First, let’s ask ourselves, “what is a guru?” But let’s skip ahead and answer the first question; no, I am not.
But coming back to the second question for a second, I am sure there is probably a technical answer to what a guru is, but in reality, who the fuck knows?
You’re telling me all these people out there who say, “I’m Jay Leno’s internet guru” is really a guru?
Beyond the casual use, it gets even worse.
The wellness industry is lousy with gurus telling you to do this and to do that, but how many are telling you to do what I would do? Very few.
So I don’t have a fancy “Guru Certificate” that somebody mailed in off the back of a comic book. I got my Guru job from actually helping people.
Five months ago when I first started taking tai chi classes, I made a solemn vow to dedicate my life to health and wellness.
So if that’s not good enough for you, take a hike, chief. I’m not going to apologize for being myself.